Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Contrary evidence

Contrary evidence

"I believe humans are rational creatures and will change their ideas if presented with scientific evidence that they are wrong."

"There studies say otherwise."

"Bah! Those studies are rubbish."

Friday, October 25, 2013

Sunflowers



"Why? Why van Gogh is a genius for painting this, but when I do it I'm an art counterfeiter? This is very unfair double standard!"

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

The same

The same

"Yes, I am against wolves. And against livestock guardian dogs, too, that are just as bad. Don't you agree?"

Friday, October 18, 2013

Fears

Fears

"Vote for me and I will protect you against poverty!"

"Vote for me and I will protect you against the poor!"

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Individual freedom

Individual freedom

"Why, yes, I firmly believe in freedom for the individual."

"I wanted to discuss that, boss. You see, about my having to wear this to not be fired..."

"I am totally free to establish that condition. You don't intend to restrict me, do you?"

Friday, October 11, 2013

Against discrimination

Against discrimination

"Look, the best way to avoid discrimination is being like me. It's not that difficult. I find it comes naturally. Of course, if you're not willing to make the effort, then own up and don't go blaming other people."

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Seal of authenticity

Seal of authenticity

"Accept no substitutes! If it doesn't bear our seal, it's not love!"

Friday, October 4, 2013

Harmonica

Harmonica

"It's a state of the art harmonica, made according to the latest industry standards."

"Really? What's special about it?"

"It'll give you an electric shock if you play anything copyright protected on it."

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Perspective

Perspective

"Really? The world is chock-full of violence and death, and you complain that I'm beating you up a bit? Get some perspective, will you?